facts of life

de cateva zile imi pierd vremea pe bloguri de unde descarc in prostie muzica pe care o uit in vreun fisier dubios cu poze din 2007. azi am dat peste lazyboy – care nu e cine-stie-ce revelatie, din contra- daar are aceasta melodie simpatica in care insereaza urmatoarele “curiozitati” care – zic eu – sa le las aici ca sa nu mai imi sara lumea in cap de ce vreau sa sterg blogu’ asta.

of.

These are the facts
–from the Lazyboy
-so help me God

Did you know, that 1 out of 4 Americans has appeared on tv?
Did you know, 61% of all hits on the internet are on sex-sites?
Everyday 21 newborn babies will be given to the wrong parents
The average person swallows 8 spiders in a year
Cannabis is the most widely abused drug in the world
The average person laughs 13 times a day
Elvis was originally blond
The average age of first intercourse is 15.3 years old
The average erect penis is 5,2″ long – and 4,2″ circumcised
Eskimoes use refrigerators to keep food from freezing
41% of all people take people with curly hair less seriously
20% of all females have had at least 1 homosexual experience
Did you know, that there is no such thing as an anti-wrinkle-creme?

22% of the time, a pizza will arrive faster that an ambulance in Great Britain
96% of all women have at one time in their life faked an orgasm
3 people die every year, testing if a 9 volt battery works on their tongue
The ‘Guinness Book Of Records’ holds the record for being the most stolen book in public libraries
Butterflies taste with their feet
5% of the population is gay
The worlds best known word is ‘okay’, the second most well-known word is ‘Coca-Cola’
The giraffe can clean its ears with its tongue
Charles Chaplin once won 3rd prize in a ‘Charles Chaplin look-a-like contest’
In 1995 a Japanese trawler sank because a Russian cargo plane dropped a living cow from 30,000 feet
Only one book has been printed in more copies than the Bible – the IKEA-catalogue

1 cigarette takes away five minutes of a person’s life
In 1950 we were 3 billion people on the earth – today we are 6 billion people
‘Donald Duck’ was banned in Finland, because he doesn’t wear pants
74% of all nudist-females are nudists, because their husbands are nudists
More people die from a champagne cork popping, than from poison spiders
21% of all traffic accidents happen because the driver falls asleep
Did you know that originally a danish guy invented the burglar alarm? – unfortunately it got stolen

Amin!